August 5, 2016

Why Mormons Don't Like Trump

My wife and I were talking the other day about this. I feel like Mormons might decide this election. Most of the things that really tend to move Mormons towards the GOP (family values, conservative social issues, etc.) are not things espoused by Trump.

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August 4, 2016

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Maya Angelou

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An Open Letter to Donald Trump from the Baby You Kicked Out of Your Rally

How dare you, sir? How. Dare. You. After I patiently sat through your speech, my pants all full of one of my Top 3 All-Time Poops, you decided to kick me out. Because I was crying. Well, I’m sorry, but you are just a very loud and scary man with a great big pumpkin head. And this is coming from someone who lets a vampire teach him how to count.

Add on to that the sheer amount poop in my pants. Which I assure you was an admirable amount. And I poop a lot, sir. I poop so much you wouldn’t believe it. It is truly a remarkable feat that I take pride in and also makes me fussy. So yeah, I cried. I’m a baby. Sue me.

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August 3, 2016

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Galileo Galilei

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August 2, 2016

August 1, 2016