Google can bring you back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
Neil Gaiman
April 24, 2016
April 23, 2016
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
Like I always say, there’s no ‘I’ in team. There is a ‘me’, though.
David Shore
Trump, Hitler among nominations to rename Robert E. Lee Elementary
April 22, 2016
I Choose You, Captain America
April 21, 2016
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Doug Larson
I need this for my bathroom
April 20, 2016
Harriet Tubman to Replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 Bill
Treasury Secretary Jacob J. Lew on Wednesday announced the most sweeping and historically symbolic makeover of American currency in a century, proposing to replace the slaveholding Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with Harriet Tubman, the former slave and abolitionist, and to add women and civil rights leaders to the $5 and $10 notes.
April 19, 2016
If People Acted Like They Do in Cars
#MeanwhileInTexas Washington(?) crossing the #houstonflood
