Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
William Ralph Inge
It seems hard to sneak a look at God’s cards. But that He plays dice and uses ‘telepathic’ methods… is something that I cannot believe for a single moment.
Google can bring you back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
Like I always say, there’s no ‘I’ in team. There is a ‘me’, though.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.