April 26, 2016

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

William Ralph Inge

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April 25, 2016

Woman Causes 10 Car Pileup After Seeing Jesus In Her Kit Kat

Marlo Thomas, 33, says she was traveling south on the I-15 when she suddenly began craving sweets.

“I unwrapped the package, took a bite, and couldn’t believe what I saw. It was Jesus! I mean, right there, Jesus in my candy bar! It was like he was telling me I am chosen. So I closed my eyes and started praying, thanking Jesus for His revelation.”

Car crash caused by Jesus

According to Thomas, it was during her “prayer time” that she slammed into the car in front of her at a speed of 75 mph. That car proceeded to hit several other cars in front of it that were at a traffic standstill due to an accident 2 miles ahead.

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April 24, 2016

It seems hard to sneak a look at God’s cards. But that He plays dice and uses ‘telepathic’ methods… is something that I cannot believe for a single moment.

Albert Einstein

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Google can bring you back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.

Neil Gaiman

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April 23, 2016

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

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Like I always say, there’s no ‘I’ in team. There is a ‘me’, though.

David Shore

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April 22, 2016

April 21, 2016

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Doug Larson

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